I see.
So, in short, Tomoki's dreams are connected to the Synapse,
and because you feel threatened by this fact, you've decided to eliminate Tomoki.
What should I do?!
I blabbed everything while I was rebooting!
I have to do something.
I have to do something fast!
Man, that was one strange dream—
I thought Angeloids couldn't sleep.
Oh, that's right!
Well, um, you know...
Um...
So, that means the New World is floating in the sky above Sorami City?
New World? It's not the New World.
It's the Synapse—
Are the Rules those trees we saw in Tomoki's dream?
Don't be silly. It's a really important stone with things written on it!
I see...
Oh man, I just told him another secret!
I have to eliminate him!
He dodged!
What are you doing?!
I see what's going on.
So you're trying to kill Sakurai-kun...
Isn't that right, Astraea-chan?
Forgive me!
Am I right, Astraea-chan...?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll help you!
Mikako...
I'm thinking it's just about time that Sakurai-kun was dealt with.
Looks as though you've found yourself a new plaything...
But Sakurai-kun is a tough enemy.
I knew it! Then, what should I do?!
Let me think...
I believe you should learn how to fight in the traditional style...
...of our country.
saisho de saigo no suki
It begins with the last "I like you", I think
saisho de saigo no suki
It begins with the last "I like you", I think
saisho de saigo no daisuki
It begins with the last "I love you", I think
saisho de saigo no daisuki
It begins with the last "I love you", I think
unmei nante nanimo shirazu ni kimeta mirai dakara
Fate means an inevitable future which you know nothing about
unmei nante nanimo shirazu ni kimeta mirai dakara
Fate means an inevitable future which you know nothing about
kimi ni arigatou
I say thanks to you
kimi ni arigatou
I say thanks to you
kimi ni arigatou
I say thanks to you
kimi ni arigatou
I say thanks to you
konna kanjou ga
Such feelings were...
konna kanjou ga
Such feelings were...
konna kimochi ga
Such emotions were...
konna kimochi ga
Such emotions were...
jibun no dokoka ni
somewhere within myself...
jibun no dokoka ni
somewhere within myself...
mienai dokoka ni
somewhere invisible...
mienai dokoka ni
somewhere invisible...
nemutteta nante
sleeping
nemutteta nante
sleeping
umareteta nante
being born
umareteta nante
being born
chikyuu wo yusaburu you na chitei no maguma mitai ni ne
And like the earth-shaking magma deep down,
chikyuu wo yusaburu you na chitei no maguma mitai ni ne
And like the earth-shaking magma deep down,
haato ga me wo samasu
the heart wakes me up,
haato ga me wo samasu
the heart wakes me up,
kokoro ni hi wo tsuketeku
sets my mind on fire,
kokoro ni hi wo tsuketeku
sets my mind on fire,
negai ga ugokidasu
brings my wishes to life,
negai ga ugokidasu
brings my wishes to life,
kodou ni deatteku
and lets me meet new and exciting things
kodou ni deatteku
and lets me meet new and exciting things
saisho de saigo no suki
It begins with the last "I like you", I think
saisho de saigo no suki
It begins with the last "I like you", I think
saisho de saigo no daisuki
It begins with the last "I love you", I think
saisho de saigo no daisuki
It begins with the last "I love you", I think
unmei nante nanimo shirazu ni kimeta mirai dakara
Fate is an inevitable future which you know nothing about
unmei nante nanimo shirazu ni kimeta mirai dakara
Fate is an inevitable future which you know nothing about
Wow, there are tons of shops here!
Let me have a bite of your cotton candy.
I wonder if Tomoki remembers that...
That reminds me... where's the Prez?
Mikako would have been here by now,
but she had to organize an event or something...
An event?
Yeah, over there.
I've seen something like this before.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
A battle with pride and worldly desires
When it comes to festivals...
I'd like to welcome you again this year.
Let me go!
Damn it! Let me go!
Calm down, Sakurai-kun.
We're not going to have a gunfight like the one we had last year.
What?
I've learned my lesson.
Originally, festivals were considered a spiritual way to celebrate God.
That's why, this year, we will hold a sacred sumo tournament instead.
Sumo?
1st Satsukitane Cup Fall Competition
Sumo.
The Legendary Tournament begins here!
First match!
The madonna of the Sorami Shopping District...
The only daughter of a family-owned stationery shop!
She has all the colored pencils you could ever want!
What color will she scribble in the white ring?!
The Pencil Madonna, Makiko!
The top prize is ten million yen!
1st Satsukitane Cup Fall Competition Winner
The winner will also receive a ticket to take a bath...
...with only the finest Satsukitane family geisha.
Looks like you're forcing me to get serious.
This guy is the real deal!
I'll show you all a mask that no one has seen before!
Mask Dupants!
Welcome to the very first Satsukitane match...
...of the Legendary Tournament!
I'll be giving you the play-by-plays tonight.
I'm the P.E. teacher, Matsuyama Taizou.
Analysis will be done by Sugata Eishirou,
with Nymph-san as our guest commentator!
Does sumo taste good?
I think it's pretty obvious that this is pro-wrestling.
It's American sumo!
We're coming to you live tonight...
Well-known tournament favorite, Mitsuki,
...will be keeping her patented Killer Chop...
...out of the ring as she's our ref for the evening!
Sugata-san, what do you believe we should be watchin' out for...
...in this first match-up?
According to the stats, Makiko was a member...
...of the American Wrestling Club back when she was in school.
Is "American Wrestling" a type of candy?
Makiko has just pulled out one helluva clothesline, pushing him into the ropes!
And now, the bodyslam!
She's pinned him already!
Dupants is weak! Much too weak!
One...
Two...
Thr—
What's going on?
She's pulled out of the pin just before the three count!
What's going on?
Don't!
He's fondling them!
Dupants is fondling Makiko's funbags!
I submit!
Makiko submits!
That took her out in an instant...
Fresh from the ring, Mask Dupants is getting some pretty nasty abuse from the crowd.
Take your dirty panties and get lost!
All women should hate your ass!
At this rate, they're all gonna hate me.
I need to do something about this quick.
Nymph.
Do you have a moment?
What is it, Tomoki?
Put on your cool guy jammer please!
I'll buy you anything you want if you do!
Anything?
Okay, I'll do it.
I have returned.
Mask Dupants!
You're so wonderful!
Great! Now the women don't hate me!
Mask Dupants!
What color are your panties?
Screw you, scumbag!
Why did they change so suddenly?
I turned it off.
Huh?
I turned off the cool guy jammer!
Wait! What are you trying to pull?!
No.
Huh?
I didn't like it! I said I didn't like it!
Hmph.
What's with her?
And now, our second match.
In the red corner, we have the unsmiling beast, Icarus!
In the blue corner, it's the old man from the Takoyaki store!
That ten million yen prize is mine!
Stop, Icarus!
The ref had to stop the match!
Icarus has won the match hands down!
The next match will see Sugata's debut...
...who, until just a second ago, was providing analysis for us right next to me...
Wow! He's in trouble already!
This is amazing!
She K.O.'d him with her sheer strength.
Satsukitane took down Sugata, one of the tournament's favorites, with a single Death Grip!
According to the data I have here, that grip exerted 400kg of pressure.
I don't believe it!
That means, once she grabs you, you're a goner!
Just as I thought...
She puts up this fantastic prize,
but when all's said and done, she just grabs it for herself.
Well, I won't let that happen.
It's your turn next, Astraea.
Um, should I really be wearing this?
You have to wear the traditional Japanese costume!
Go and take out Sakurai in front of everyone's eyes!
You got it?
Right!
There aren't many matches left now, are there, Sugata-san?
It looks like Satsukitane is the runaway favorite at this point.
Can you eat pro-wrestling?
Ding, dong, ding, dong.
I have an announcement for you all!
The next match will be a tag-team match-up.
The rules are simple:
The last one standing after the match will go to the finals.
What a shocking announcement!
So this is basically an elimination match, isn't it?
The only question now is who will be participating in this match.
Huh? Is this a live feed from the green room?
Make sure you don't go all out! There are people watching!
Give it a go!
Are you trying to kill them?!
I'm sorry...
Anyone with a weak stomach should go home now!
You can only be so bad!
In the red corner, Mask Dupants and Icarus!
Next, we'll be introducing a mysterious newcomer.
Born in Mongolia, she grew up farming in a poverty-stricken village.
She's flown all the way to Japan to take part in this match to support her family.
Our secret weapon is here.
We welcome you to the land of sumo...
In the blue corner, the mysterious sumo wrestler.
Big Delta!
Satsukitane
What are you doing, Delta?!
I don't know any Japanese!
Who is going to be Big Delta's partner?
The only one who can deal with them...
Nymph, wanna take a shot at it?
You're just a bug! Stop staring at me!
I'm still not ripe...
She loves her soaps. The idol of Sorami, Nymph!
Sakurai would love it if you went up against him.
Maybe I'll give it a shot.
The tag match of the century has begun!
The match will be Masked Dupants against our sumo warrior!
Sumo has already picked up a weapon!
I don't think there'll be any problems there.
She did herself in! I don't believe it!
This is painful to watch.
Dupants has gone straight in with his Perv Attack.
Stop! Stop!
The ref has stepped in!
Ref, have I done anything here that's... against the rules?
Huh?!
Please explain!
He's right.
As long as he hasn't done anything against the rules,
even if the ref doesn't like it, she can't force him to stop.
Jeez!
He's still groping them!
What a relentless attack!
She's not resisting at all!
She's pulled out a sword!
Master's in trouble.
You're out!
That only leaves two.
What's wrong with Dupants?
I just can't get excited about those.
What the hell?!
That's a Cobra Twist, isn't it?
It's the abdominal stretch, also known as the Grapevine Hold.
Do you give up?!
I'm not done yet!
There's my chance!
Nymph ran out of the ring!
That means Mask Dupants is through to the final!
Oh, Nymph.
Sorry about what happened.
It was just a match. No hard feelings.
My reactor is acting strangely...
I'm just an Angeloid.
I'm in love...
Who will be the last one standing?!
Today will be the day he dies!
Prez, kill them all!
Mask Dupants will be the winner!
And now, the match that will determine the true ruler of the ring!
Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to have kept you all waiting!
Today's main event has finally come!
Here are our finalists!
First, in the blue corner:
She'll lay a smackdown with a smirk, Satsukitane Mikako.
Prez! Prez! Prez!
'Atta girl!
And in the red corner:
A pair of panties flying through the heavens, Mask Dupants!
Go! Master!
You pervert!
Nipples!
Tomo-chan, that's against the rules!
If you wanna check my briefs, go right ahead!
I'm fine with that.
This is a little present from me.
Looks like it's gonna be a Steel Cage Deathmatch.
I wonder what's gonna happen in this one.
The match will be determined...
...by how well Dupants handles Satsukitane's Iron Claw.
Now that Icarus has been eliminated,
she'll be our guest commentator for this match.
That's right.
She grabbed Dupants right from the get-go!
This is too easy! Satsukitane's got it in the bag!
He's covered himself in sesame oil!
He came into the ring with sesame oil!
Y-You're good.
Time for my counterattack!
Boobs!
Dupants's terrifying attack!
He's trying as hard as he can to grab her melons!
Satsukitane slipped on some of the oil that sprayed all over the ring!
You're mine now!
Sakurai-kun... you're going too far.
Dupants has turned into an animal!
The women are disgusted.
The chain-link fence behind her is electrically-charged!
It looks like it's all over for Satsukitane!
What's this?
The ref has disappeared all of a sudden.
Look up there.
Ladies and gentlmen, take a look above you!
A mysterious masked wrestler has appeared!
No one can interrupt the match while the cage is still there—
She broke through the cage with her bare hands!
It's a Flying Body Press!
It's chop after chop!
It's just one hit after another and electricity is coursing through him!
She caught him midair and turned it into an Argentine Backbreaker!
Dupants's backbone is bent at a weird angle...
He won't even be able to stand after that.
What?!
I don't believe it!
What compels him to stand after such a beating?!
I feel it all over...
The ref has raised the hand of the masked wrestler!
Why?! Dupants is still standing!
He's...
...already dead.
So, you revived after all?
I wonder who the winner of all that was.
Who knows?
Wouldn't the winner be that mysterious masked wrestler?
I guess that means Mitsuki wins.
I-It wasn't me!
He had me in a corner.
I think we can give the win to Sakurai.
Really?!
Yes, I'm serious.
I did it! The prize of ten million yen is mine!
I get to take a bath with geisha!
That means...
We will now hold the match for the title of undisputed champion!
What? No way.
Come on.
All right, let's play a game.
Tell me...
When people die, where do they go?
Don't ever come back.
Don't ever come back, old shopkeeper!
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
fumaretemo yogoretemo no ni saku shiroi hana ga suki
People tread on them and sully them, but still I like the white flowers blooming in the field
fumaretemo yogoretemo no ni saku shiroi hana ga suki
People tread on them and sully them, but still I like the white flowers blooming in the field
arashi ni mo taetekita ringu ni hiraku hana futatsu
They even braved the storm, the two flowers blooming in the ring
arashi ni mo taetekita ringu ni hiraku hana futatsu
They even braved the storm, the two flowers blooming in the ring
anata kara watashi he watashi kara anata he
From you to me, from me to you
anata kara watashi he watashi kara anata he
From you to me, from me to you
okuru kotoba wa kui no nai seishun
The words I send you tell of a time of youth without regret
okuru kotoba wa kui no nai seishun
The words I send you tell of a time of youth without regret
kakemeguru seishun
A rushing time of youth
kakemeguru seishun
A rushing time of youth
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
byuutii, byuutii, byuutii pea
Beauty, Beauty, Beauty Pair
A whole lot happened out there, but the festival was fun!
That was really what you wanted?
I told you I'd get you anything you wanted.
Yeah.
When you tried one before, you said you didn't like them.
You remembered that?
Yeah, of course. You were crying.
I...
Hm?
I've started to...
...like them.
Tomoki, don't you want some?
I've already had plenty to eat today, including that squid.
Tomo-chan doesn't like sweets.
Yeah, maybe that's it.
Next time: To The Death! The Bath Battle at -1.4°C!